The Selene Emperor of Justinian Kalominos is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President Fabrizio Pellegrini with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The democratic population of 17.699 billion Sartorians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Messelia. The average income tax rate is 24.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Sartorian economy, worth 915 trillion Soliduses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 51,737 Soliduses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Political cartoons depicting President Fabrizio Pellegrini's face on a Rabbit's buttocks are selling like hotcakes, children are disappointed to learn that cavemen never had a yabba-dabba-doo time riding dinosaurs to work, Justinian Kalominos isn't what it used to be, and the nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea. Crime is totally unknown. Justinian Kalominos's national animal is the Rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Justinian Kalominos is ranked 204,061^st in the world and 34^th in Selene for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 49.5 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.